Gentlemens Review Survival Tip #21

SURVIVAL TIP #21

Survival Tip #21

Survival Tip #21 – A Rookie Move

“Holding your drink while getting a lap dance is a rookie move. Not only is spillage a factor, but you restrict one of your hands.”

- The Gentleman

Our Favorite Tips by The Gentleman

Tip #54: A seasoned veteran removes his belt before a lap dance, a real pro does it like Indiana Jones pulling out his whip.

Tip #115: If you forget a dancer’s name, I’d go with Jade. Every club has a girl named Jade.

Tip #49: Putting your feet up on the stage is the equivalent of yelling “Hey, I’m the biggest d-bag in the club!”

Tip #68: If you try to tickle a stripper, you cannot hold her responsible for the injuries you’re about to sustain.

Tip #59: If your friend meets you at the club wearing a tank top, start verbally shaming him in front of others to save face.

Tip #84: Requesting the ‘Selfie’ song is the one and only way to make a strip club bouncer cry.

Tip #25: Getting a lap dance in front of your friends is only acceptable on your birthday or during your bachelor party, otherwise it’s just weird.

Tip #142: If the DJ announces that he’s running a $5 monthly dance special called Cinco de Marcho… leave the club.”

Tip #17: If a dancer has a dolphin tattooed on her ankle, skip the lap dance. If she has a dolphin tramp stamp tattoo, get a dance immediately.

Tip #130: When talking about your friend to a dancer, only share the following information… he makes a lot of money, he doesn’t have a girlfriend, and yes it really is his birthday, whether or not any of this is true is irrelevant.

Tip #23: If a stripper starts talking about her boyfriend, pretend like you’re going to vomit on your shoes, and she’ll walk away.

Tip #31: Strippers named after spices, like Jasmine, Ginger, or Cinnamon, will either give you the best or worst lap dance of your life, there is no in between.

Tip #63: If you pay for your groceries by making it rain on the checkout girl, you may want to take a break from the strip club for a few days.

Tip #52:  Measure the quality of the strip club by how hard it is to find the bathroom. If it’s a 15 minute expedition through crowds, rooms, and stairways… the club is good. If you find it immediately because it’s right next to the stage, the club is no good.

Tip #144: When bringing girls with you to the strip club, there’s a 65% chance one of the girls will be reprimanded for being to hands-y.

Tip #33:   If you’re in the club and your friend turns to you and says “Man, the music’s loud in here!” turn to him and say, “Yea, I know, you’re in a strip club.”

Tip #99:  If all of a sudden your girlfriend says… “Today I learned how to say boobies in Japanese” … she started stripping.

Tip #125: You will not be the first or last guy to tell the bartender she is the hottest girl in the club, use a different pick up line.

Tip #42:  Bachelorette parties in a strip club will average a loud “Woo Hoo” every 41 seconds. You can’t stop it, so just deal with it, and try to make out with one of them.

Tip #9:  I know the dancers are letting the female customers grope them, but you’re still not allowed to. I know, life is cruel.

Tip #45:  No man wants to tip the bathroom attendant, but he works in a bathroom and has free gum, so c’mon.

Tip #106:  If you have to pay the cover charge with a credit card, you’re clearly unprepared for the strip club.

Tip #71:  Everytime someone orders a round of Jager Bombs, it is customary to softly sing the words ‘Jaaaager Boooombs’ to the closest people around you.Tip #19:  Playing air drums in a strip club is only acceptable during on song, In the Air Tonight, by Phil Collins.Tip #11:  Strip club owners like naming their clubs after random animals. These animals are usually crazy, flavored, or oddly colored… do not be alarmed by this.

Tip #58:  Don’t harass the DJ to play your favorite 80′s song, unless it’s Hall & Oates, everybody secretly likes those guys.

Tip #28:  Every man is permitted and required one high five per strip club visit, no more, no less.

Tip #112:  In a strip club, the female customers are allowed to dance to the music, you’re not. Although head bobbing is acceptable.

Tip #82:  Wearing sunglasses inside a strip club is like wearing sneakers in the pool, nobody looks cool doing it.

Tip #37:  It takes exactly 8 days for every piece of glitter to be removed from your face. Please factor this into your week.

Orphaned on the doorstep of a strip club when he was born, the man simply known as “The Gentleman” was raised by strippers. While other kids were in school learning how many rings were around Saturn, “The Gentleman” was being educated in the etiquette of adult entertainment. He has written hundreds of what he calls, “Survival Tips” in the hopes that others use them as a way to better their strip club experience. Called “A Nightlife Genius” by thousands of highly respected intellectuals, we felt it necessary to share this brilliant man’s formula for the ultimate club experience.

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“Make It Rain” With A New Innovative Product – The Cash Cannon

“Make It Rain” With A New Innovative Product – The Cash Cannon
Monday May 19th 2014 (New York NY) Centerfold Entertainment Is Pleased To Announce The Cash Cannon Is Now Available For Retail and Wholesale Purchase Worldwide
The Cash Cannon is a new innovative novelty product that dispenses flat paper items, including US dollar bills, confetti and marketing items with a smooth and entertaining method. Tap the trigger to dispense just a few items at a time, or hold the trigger to dispense the entire contents of The Cash Cannon.
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The Cash Cannon is lightweight, made of durable plastic and easy to use. Open the top, place your dollar bills inside, pull the trigger and voila’ – it is raining money! The product is available in one design and color – red. You can customize and brand the Cash Cannon by adding your logo. The Cash Cannon is recommended for use for people of all ages.
The Cash Cannon has an MSRP of $59.99, and is sure to be a huge seller at retail locations, online, in catalogues and in the promotional products industry.  The Cash Cannon is currently being used at nightclubs, gentlemen’s clubs, bars, weddings, parties, corporate events, promotional events and tradeshows.
For more information about The Cash Cannon, wholesale and retail pricing, or to place an order please contact Centerfold Entertainment an authorized distributor of The Cash Cannon direct at 1-877-427-8747.
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Sex Confession I Love To Be Watched

My lover and I were at a very secluded park one day.  We were parked well off the road, and he had come around to open my door.  When he did, I grabbed his pants, undid them, and started giving him a blow job.  His cock is beautiful.  Irresistible, really.  

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Anyway, I was sitting in the passenger seat enjoying him as he stood there looking down on me as I sucked him.  I was having a wonderful suck when a car started coming down the road.  My lover pulled away and was trying to get his cock back in his pants, but I was fighting him for it and got him back in my mouth.  There were two guys in the car, and they slowed way down when they got close to us.  I couldn’t believe how turned on I was that they were watching me sucking this big, beautiful, hard cock.  My lover tried to pull away again, so I grabbed his ass hard and started sucking him more vigorously.  He lost it and started pumping his hips.  I kept looking over at the guys in the car.  One of them was practically in the lap of the guy driving, trying to get a better look.   I was showing off, taking my tongue and running it all over my lover’s cock so they could get a good look, then sliding him all the way down into my throat and sucking him hard.  He had my hair now, and was pumping my mouth vigorously.  My lover shot a great, hot load of cum that was so sweet, and I just kept sucking him.  I was so turned on, I didn’t want to stop.  But he finally pulled away and did his pants back up.  He didn’t know what to think, I suppose.  

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The show over, the guys drove off, but they made a u-turn further up the road and came back real slow.  I think they were hoping to catch something else interesting.  I waved and blew a kiss at them, and they were cracking up laughing and blowing kisses back, then drove off.  But I was still so horny.  I put the seat all the way back and lay down and started playing with my puss.  My lover got into the car and fucked me with my feet planted up on the ceiling.  I was sort of hoping the guys would come back and watch, but they didn’t.  I never really thought I was a voyeur, but I loved having them watch us.  I was thinking about it when I came.

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